Thursday, August 12, 2010

PNPA Plebe Knowledges

What is cadet ship
Cadet ship is a grim struggle of winning supremacy over oneself.


What is a parrot?
Of all the queer birds i ever did see, the parrot is the one that has no secrecy. He talks to much about his life in the hut, that is why one day he was finally shot, so that a cadet without secrecy and discipline will someday meet the parrots end.


What is an upperclassman
An upperclassman is a simple handshake of recognition that gives him a title of an immaculate. He is a fully developed animal that has gone through the dim world of plebe hood. After asking the question, what is the reason of all the sufferings under his superiors? He has endured pain, gave sweat, and came near the end of his temperament.

Now, he is the king of all kings, the master of all things, the roaring thunder of the Corps. He has the strength of a bull and the growling voice of the lion, the fury of a tiger, the cruelty of the beast and the penetrating stare of an eagle that scrutinizes even the slightest error of a dumb guard. But these are the mere roles they have to play in the analysis of their real character, an upperclassman is a good brother, a best friend and a refined individual who will soon become an officer and an a gentleman


What is a combat Shoes
A combat shoe is but a rear extension wrapped around my foot that adds discomfort while doing the duck walk sir!


Hows your wife
My wife is the simplest and the most beautiful to live with but the most complex to understand. My wife, Sir, needs constant love and care. Every day, I have to wipe her face, her breast, her body and everything below her. Often sir, I have to undress and dissect her into parts in order to ensure everything is spic and span. That is my wife sir, my wife is Cal. 5.56, Cal 7.62, Cal 45 and Cal. 38 Sir!


What is a Kiss
A kiss when all is said what is a kiss? It is an oath of allegiance taken at a close proximity, a promise more precise a seal upon confession, a rose read upon a letter " I " in loving of an instant eternity, murmuring like a bee, a balmy communion with a flavor of a flower, a secret which elects the mouth from the ear of position or inhaling each others heart and tasting the brink of each others lips. That is a kiss sir!


What is a coffee
A coffee is from a little branch of a humble tree that comes from a reddish bristle, shape like a heart, dried under the radiating heat of the sun on the month of May Sir!


What is a Mess Hall
A mess hall is the only first class restaurant in town Sir!


What is a Rose?
Legend has it that a rose grow thorn at the same time with Venus, the goddess of sea and jealous earth we broth forth our fairest creation. Looking at the beticali and birth of Venus, see the rose around. Rose is romance rearrange its letters and it reads Eros, the goddess of love.


Hows the animal?
The animal at this stage is still lost and needs more guidance from his upperclassman. But if given a few more days of a week of rapid growth and development, the animal will turn into a pony Sir!


How long is eternity
If it takes a bird from outer space traveling at the speed of a turtle and taking its time, picks a grain of sand from the earth and brings it back to the place where it came from then deposits it there and repeats the process once in a million years taking all the minute grain of sand from the earth and depositing it to the banks of galaxies of heaven and bringing them back to their proper places, eternity has just began.

I hope the lazy dumb guard will travel forth and by chinning in double timing will come shorter than the beginning of eternity sir!

What is a buckle?
A buckle is a piece of metal that is placed on my forehead which adds discomfort while eating at the mess hall sir!


How the weather?
The cold weather breeze from the majestic Laguna de Bay rolling continuously unto the enchanted slopes of Mt. Makiling as it breathes the last dew unto the portals of the academy and its exciting sight for the day long fight sir!


Why rattle?
The nervous system of the cadet is not yet fixed due to the confused responses from the feeble brain that was brought about by the sudden impact of the many forces uncontrolled by the vulnerable defenses of the still weak and sluggard cadet. In a addition sir, there is a sudden metamorphosis just upon seeing the shadow of an upperclassman wherein the cadets reaction is determined whether it ber right or wrong sir.


Profession of Arms
Men who adopt the profession of arms submit on their own freewill to a law of perpetual constraint of their own accord. They reject their right to live where they choose, to say what they think and dress as they like. From the moment they became soldiers it needs but an order to settle them from this place to move them to that, to separate them from their families, and to dislocate their normal lives.

I the word of command they must rise, they must march, they must run, endure bad weather, go without food, go without sleep, be isolated on some distant post, work until they drop, they have ceases to become the master of their own fate. If they drop on their own tracks. If their ashes are scattered to the four winds, that is all part and parcel of their job Sir!


Desiderata
Go placidly amidst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your thought quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their own story. Avoid loud and aggressive person; they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself to others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser person than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession of the changing fortune of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of treachery and deceit. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is. Many person strive for high ideals and everywhere, life is full of heroism.

Be yourself, especially do not feign affection; neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in the sudden misfortunes. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are the child of the universe, no less than the trees and stars. You have the right to be there. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt that the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labor and aspirations, in the noisy and confusion of life, keep peace with your soul. With all its shame, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.


Do you have a sister?
That urging question has been languishing in myself totally and mentally polluting my mind.I became your untaxable property and evil might besiege my family. Its sparkle will be lost to demon whom I would like to run from head unto feet after asking the question with a ten peso balance on your checking account. We might be on the same boat. Sir!, so I pose the same question, do you have a sister or daughter Sir?


Hows the Cadet
Sir, Cadet __________ is a symbol of all that is bold and daring with the grand posture of a dashing gentleman with a warm and tender lips, a kiss of a great lover with the majestic smile of a victorious soldier.

The masculine built of an Olympian god with the courage of a thousand warriors. He talks with the strength of a lion and gentleness of the morning winds. His personality mocks and kicks the rushing waves of the shore. His eyes are clear and tantalizing as the rays of the setting sun, in short and simple language Cdt __________ is very handsome sir!

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    1. a squealer has no place on heaven or hell or he might tell the secrets of satan

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  2. what is service?
    "Sir, let me conceptualize to you in capsule form the real meaning of the word service:learn to live without fear, go through such pains and sufferings without complaining; serve the lowliest and the poorest without counting the cost nor expecting something in return; learn to appreciate the beauty of the common things around you; glad to be alive but not afraid to die. by then you will understand the real meaning of the word service, Sir!

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  3. What is squat thrust? Tson bagal

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